An Act Of God

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Here are some heavenly words of wisdom from God's immortal right-winged men. The Angels Michael and Gabriel, David Josefesberg and James Gleason, sit down with TheaterMania for a final bow.

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He hath no political aspirations. He’s just messing with your head, Ted. #AnActOfGod

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