Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption

On behalf of the evangelicals..... Please go fuck yourself...

Happy New Year! Just remember, that every day under President Trump is one step closer to the promiseland described by the movie Idiocracy..

Been busy talking to God and Jesus (they’ve been hiding as everyone’s bothering them in the face of the upcoming election) But, I felt that this needed to be shared. If only because it’s funny.

I am trying to decide who I should spill the beans on.

Even his decision to change his name from Drumpf only further drove who he is according to Webster’s..

On behalf of the KKK, the haters, and Governor Christie, here's to #DonaldDrumpf2016

I wanted to personally thank Donald J. Trump for endorsing my show by calling it a "very boring and low rated show. Thank you Mr. Trump. Or should I say, Mr. Second Place.

While I have been quiet for months, I just wanted to step forward and state that I believe that Trump is the anti-christ.. I have stared into his eyes and they are the eyes of pure evil... That is all.

A penny for your thoughts Thanks for a good year. Wife and I will be spending the holidays in Aruba. I mean in prayer.

Enjoy my new site. These are all absolutely real quotes.

Happy Columbus Day.