Jp's City Island

Like the saying goes..when you pay people for oranges and they send you limes... you make lemonade!! enjoy! https://youtu.be/qB45fjJr9JY

A major announcement concerning the cooking with JP series. JP is not happy with the quality of the first couple of episodes. He is re-doing everything. In the mean time, and in the spirit of Christmas, he’s going to release a longer trailer and highlight reel of the first few episodes just in time for the holidays. It’s his Christmas gift to you! It should be out within a week or two. Merry Christmas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwR9vuFOUS0

Trailer coming soon ....

Great news everyone! We are currently in a pre-production phase of an exciting new show called kooKiNG with JP. The show will debut with the intricacies of cooking such as how to open a clam, cut a lobster tail, and the difference between a male and female lobster etc.. We’re not going to actually give recipes but we’ll show you how to cook! After watching this show will you be like Jp in the kitchen? Probably not. You will however see a drastic change in your food preparatio...n and cooking skills. KooKING with Jp will also deal with many social issues prevalent in society. This episode series will delve into racism, gentrification, class separation, etc. An urban perspective will also be given. On the show Jp will also be giving holistic medicine remedies as well as couple counseling (all genders) and sexual advice. Is Jp a doctor? HELL NO! But he wanted to be one. His qualifications are that he’s been in the restaurant business for over 35years and he’s seen it all. He realizes that some people may be offended by the shows content and his advice to them is to just change the channel. There are hundreds of channels of NON Real TV. KooKING with Jp should debut in about a month. We’ll keep you posted. See more

Congratulations Carla! You made it through a week of your 5th tour of duty at JP’s. Good for you girl!! As your reward for following all of the rules and procedures you get an official JP handshake, and as your reaction shows (see photo) this is better than money. Here’s to hoping your second week is as uneventful as your first. Good job Carla!

Announcing our 2nd alumni re-hire.. welcome back Carla! As you know Carla, this is your 5th go around with us at JP’s.. to ensure that you last a bit longer than your 4 previous stints, I am going to list a few simple rules that you have to follow. 1st- there will be no playing Sudoku during your shift. 2nd- there is no drinking while on duty. 3rd- customers must get their salads BEFORE their meals. 4th- no cellphone use until you are on your break OR when you’re OFF (you ...stop taking tables) Speaking of break, yours is ONE 30minute break to eat and relax... NOT 15 2minute breaks to smoke. The more complicated policies I will go over with you in person during re-orientation AGAIN WELCOME BACK CARLA! See more

It’s TATIANA’s birthday!! (Scroll for live footage) Her theme this year is Jp’s waitresses that double as C.I.A. Agents The mission which she and her women have accepted is to totally disrupt and humiliate the male population as we know it.. These ladies don’t use weapons like guns or knives to achieve their goal but instead the rely on giving the men a taste of the forbidden fruit. This is similar to Adam and Eve but much worse .. once the men get a taste, weird things s...tart to happen to them.. paranoia and psychotic-tosis are just a couple of their symptoms..their eating and drinking habits take a bad turn .. the guys go on the devastation diet consisting of oatmeal, pastina, and mushy seafood from other city island restaurants. Everything is washed down with black tea, it helps with digestion.. they start to think back to Simpler times when they thought you only pee-peed with your pee pee.. they dread the day they discovered females.. furthermore these hapless hamburger- heads start to wander.... OH WAIT SH*T SORRY.... Happy Birthday and many more! See more

Jp would like to wish all of the Pops out there a happy father’s day!! Enjoy your day because come Monday morning we’re all back in the doghouse.

Announcing our 1st alumni rehire: welcome back Aly!! Sorry Justine Calderone you and your crew are not on the list for rehire until Madeline gets off of the buffet line.

Jp sends his warmest regards to all moms everywhere.. If mother’s ran the world, the world would be a lot better.. Happy Mother’s Day