Morrie's Wig Shop

We used to sell a lot of these back in the day. The good old "Establishment".

That's right. We're selling shirts now.

RIP Chuck Low, AKA Morris "Morrie" Kessler.

LEGAL NOTICE - our attorney at law Mr Horace Silverman has successfully undertaken a lengthy legal battle to establish that Morrie's Wigs have never supplied hairpieces to Nicki Minaj, and no persons associated with Morrie's were involved in the regrettable beating of her publicist. We trust he will make a full recovery.

There's been some unpleasant rumours lately that Morrie's Wig Shop is just a front for some kind of illegal operation and that we're never open, especially during our proprietor's recent sabbatical in the Lincoln Correctional Center. Well, we can confirm that this is a bona fide wig shop and we are now stocking a range of festive wigs for the party season. Come in for a free fitting. Just don't be wearing no wires.

Regular customers may wonder why it's been so long since our FB page was updated. All we can say is, it's long past time since they got wi-fi at Lincoln Correctional Facility. Anyways, the store is open again and ready to fit you with one of Morrie's Wigs!

Our good friend Al dropped by for a fitting yesterday - you're looking great, Al !!

Everyone at Morrie's is backing The Donald for Republican candidate. Or possibly Independent. Either way, he can't go wrong with a Morrie's wig!

Our good friend Dolly Parton has long been one of our most loyal customers!

Looks like the Queens area is in for some stormy weather! Come down to Morrie's for FREE fitting of one of our fabulous toupees, tested against hurricane-force winds and guaranteed not to come off!

Clearing out the desk drawer the other day we came across this ad from the old days when we were just starting out. Samsons made quality toupees, shame they went out of business. It was round about the same time Pops Samson disappeared. Remember the Baltimore/Cincinnati matchup back in October '70, the one where the Jackson Five couldn't remember the words to the Star Spangled Banner? People said Pops put a bundle on that game and it left him in a slightly difficult position next time he ran into Foxy Jerothe at Jimmy's place. Good times!

There are some unpleasant rumours on Queens Boulevard that Morrie's is hardly ever open, and is just a front for laundering money. Not true. Come down to Morrie's (next to The Suite niteclub) for a free fitting.