Pookie's Fabrics

Too good not to share. If this doesn't bring a smile to your face, nothing will.

It's a great night out and I know a LOT of you are on the front lines!

Hi Everybody, Happy Memorial Day (sounds a little ghoulish if you ask me but nobody's asking me). I have been doing some gardening and now I would like to recycle my inner hippie. Does anyone have any macrame cord and books they don't want.

Hi everybody, yes I am still around and still selling fabric. I don't usually share stuff because so much out there is not worth it, however, this is too good not to. As Janelle is wont to say, "I thought I would pee my pants".

This is so good. And so true for the most part. Hilarious. Robyn, read this and quit picking on me!

This is so good. And so true for the most part. Hilarious. Robyn, read this and quit picking on me!

This is absolutely drop dead, tears rolling down your face, coffee up the nose, pee in your pants funny!!!

There's nothing to say that can add anything.

JUST WEAR THE DAMN MASKS, STAY HOME, WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY AND PRACTICE PHYSICAL DISTANCING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MORON CAME UP WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING, IT'S NOT SOCIAL, I CAN CALL YOU, I CAN EMAIL YOU, I CAN FACEBOOK YOU AND A LOT OF (SOCIAL) STUFF I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT - I JUST CANNOT STAND WITHIN 6 FEET OF YOU - THAT'S PHYSICAL!!!

3rd line of the 4th verse should read "Don't listen to Don, John"