Skylark

The first chapter of the Cocktail audiobook is up! The full version is available exclusively to anyone who has donated to our GoFundMe.

These behemoths are 19.2oz of the purest seltzer allowed by law. Street value: $8.

Offering dockside service only today!

We're devastated to hear that one of our most regular regulars, Patrick McIntosh, passed away today. He could always be found at the end of the bar, a Guinness and Jameson at the ready, playing whichever Nintendo system had his favor that day with his iPad playing one of his billions of movies. He had his faultswho doesn't?but he was one of the more reliable regulars and he didn't suffer fools who didn't know how to treat us or the bar with respect. He was and will always be part of our family.

Outdoor seating is on til 11pm tonight! Come by and wear a mask, just like T. Rex!

Come have a seat outside and see if you can out-drink the line at Bicycle Habitat!

We're now open from 2-10pm every day! Order inside!We're now open from 2-10pm every day! Order inside!

Baby how you feeling? Feelin' good as hell https://www.gofundme.com/f/skylark-bartenders039-fund

The Butch is back! Watch him knit in the window like a stagecoach bandit!

Or maybe you miss that Medieval Madness? PLAGUE MADNESS IS LIT Y'ALL

Watch Pat yell at Harlem!

More social distance drinking! Who knew alcoholism could telecommute? For more content from extraordinarily border bartenders going into severe social withdrawal, donate to our fundraiser at gf.me/u/xrhqyr Reminder: if we hit our goal, Pat will release a video of him performing Taylor Swift's "Mean" in its entirety.